Friday

Television Programs From Around the Globe

  • I'm a Murderer, She Confessed -United States
  • Mime Shaft - France/Algeria
  • That's Blasphemous! - Iran
  • Fatherly Leader Knows Best - North Korea
  • The Duke of Patty Show - Great Britain
  • Sing Along With Wilhelm - East Germany
  • Rin Tin in a Tin - South Korea
  • The Dukes of La Pazz -Bolivia
  • Lappy Days - Finland

Source : Booke, Rita. TeeVee Guide's Big Guide o' TeeVee, 1998.

A wave of mysterious deforestation has been occurring in the Northsouth over the last decade. Investigators from the Department of Agriculture have only recently discovered that carpenter ants have mutated to better adapt to their environment. Due to more effective chemical sprays used in buildings, the ants have been forced into the nations forests. The changes have been remarkable.

The hardy insects have begun to use tools to gather their meals and wear clothing. "This is a highly evolved and destructive civilization" remarked Professor Ann Tennor, "but people need not worry. While the ants have attempted to build cities, they always get hungry in the middle of the night and end up eating them."

Source : Teeter, Anne. "Mutant Ant Can't Supplant" Exoskeleton Quarterly, Summer 2009.
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