Archaeologist digging in a remote area of Laurelstan uncovered what they believe to be the earliest example of the novelty radio. The artifact is crafted of solid-state stone and thought to represent the goddess Hoemlee. One breast is the tuner and the other is the volume control. No one involved in the discovery would discuss the antenna. Expedition leader Dr. O. Hardy remarked "The historical implications of this rude novelty radio are staggering".

Source : Coney, Mark. "Old News." Archeology Yesterday, April 2004.