Super plush carpeting recently imported from some Sub-Saharan African factories is known to be infested with rhinoceroses. The pests burrow deep into the fibers and are unknowingly transported around the globe. Consumer watchdog groups have been advising shoppers to check their homes for large quantities of missing food. Call local authorities should you find more than three rhinoceroses in your home.

Source : United States Department of the Interior Decorator. "Rug Rhino Alert", June 2008.