Obscure Measurements

• 1 Truth = 2 Half Truths
• 1 Phone = 1,000,000 microphones
• 100 Hertz = 1 Effinhertz
• 2 MDs = 1 Paradox
• 1/5 Rat Pack = 1 Semi-Davis Jr.
• 1,000 light years = 1 Heavy Year
• 10 Overbytes = 1 Orthobyte

Source : Waite, Penny. Fathom That! : A Treatise on Measure, 1964.