A recent poll revealed mass indifference to the upcoming United States presidental election. Voters do not care and are bored with television stations wasting valuable cartoon and sports time analyzing what is felt to be a pointless waste of time and money. Broken down, citizens responded with the following comments:

• 40% "Who cares?"


• 20% "I'm watching the game"
  
• 15% "I'm watching cartoons"


• 30% "Like it makes a difference"


• 5% "I'm reading"
  

Source : Call During Dinner Polls Corp. "Lying Bastards Ignored By Voting Public", June 2008.