Chickens in the American Midwest are deathly afraid of nachos. This was discovered during an ill-fated government program to distribute surplus cheese. The affected chickens pecked and fought violently when exposed to the snack food. Farmers, working in cooperation with federal agencies, saved the day by developing the innovative and delicious "Chicken and Cheese" tenders.

Source : United States Department of Chickens. "Foul Food : No Gouda" Poultry Reports, June 2003.