French fries have been discovered in the ruins of a newly unearthed tomb in Egypt. Several large orders were prominently placed on golden banquet table as food for the royal family in the afterlife. Cruets with traces of various vinegars were found nearby. Ketchup, however, was noticeably absent. Archaeologists postulate that the pharaoh may have been visited by an Ancient Canadian people.

Source : Crock, Ray. "Snack Food of the Gods?" Newsmonth, June 2, 2008.